donttrustthegovernment: I am yours silly. You need to come home and hangout so we can get fucked up and dance. 

Yes plz I’ll be home ASAP and then we can dance our fucking asses off (without any judgement)

donttrustthegovernment: Be my friend. 

You be mine first please

follow my bff 

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

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houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

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populationlame:

SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED OMG KISS ME

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quickweaves:

*partition plays*

*subconsciously spreads legs *

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